We are shocked to read that you were not satisfied with your experience with us as it seemed liked you had so much on tour with the group.
When your guide met with you and your wife at the hotel you were not very open to engage in conversation. However, when a group of ladies joined the group you became very happy and friendly as well as open to engage in conversation with the group. You had so much fun that at every opportunity you assisted the ladies in and out of the vehicle.
Your guide asked if everyone is open to try some local food paired with wines, which you agreed. The dried wild meats is very traditional and local to South Africans. Therefore, as explained to you the purpose of the tour is to introduce the group to what locals eat as an authentic experience. However, it is understandable if you do not enjoy the food of locals, which is completely fair as you are not used to it.
It seemed like you enjoyed yourself so much that at every opportunity when your guide was providing information to the group about the soil, grapes and culture about South African wine you interrupted the guide to showcase your knowledge of wines to the ladies (which is a bit disrespectful towards the guide) or perhaps that was your way of engaging in conversation with the ladies on tour with you.
As for the vehicle being not up to your standard, the rest of the group had no complaints. However, we will look into it.
Therefore, your review is a shock to us as you were very happy with the group and became very friendly towards your guide. However, I am sure it would not be very appropriate to write a review to how much you enjoyed the day with the group as it could possibly inconvenience things for you.
I hope you enjoyed our beautiful city.